Browns sign celebutard Kim Kardassian to play DT
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CLEVELAND – In a surprise move today, the Cleveland Browns signed defensive tackle Kim Kardassian to bolster their defensive line.Kardassian, officially 28 (but probably closer to 31), did not attend college and has no professional experience – in football, at least.
Browns Coach Eric Mangini couldn’t hide his excitement, saying, “Look at her!Her base is so wide that she looks deformed.She looks like she could shit out an ambulance.With that frame she should single-handedly shore up our run defense!“
“Besides,” Mangini continued with a grin, “from all the scouting reports, she’ll gladly take on the double team.”
Kardassian, a celebrity only because she says so, is a bit of a surprising signing on the surface as she has no discernible talent.She became a celebrity in 2007 courtesy of a videotape where she has sex with an equally non-famous singer.In the tape, the singer “Ray J” (an R&B singer who has yet to have a hit after five albums) allegedly performed an unorthodo
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