Chris Kelly: Petraeus Withdrawl
The Huffington Post - over 4 years
There is a fort in the South were a few years ago a murder was committed. The participants of this tragedy were: two officers, a soldier, two women, a Filipino, and a horse.
-- Reflections in a Golden Eye
We need more Petraeus scandal. It can't be over yet. It just can't.
We've got the fort in the South, MacDill Air Force Base.
The two officers, Gens. Petraeus and Allen.
The two women, Mmes Broadwell and Kelley.
Fred Humphries, the Shirtless FBI Agent, killed a crippled Vietnam veteran with PTSD at the gates of MacDill in 2010. So there's a soldier, if not a murder. (Humphries wasn't charged with anything.)
We have a jealous adulterous, reams of flirty emails, a fake cancer charity, two doctors named Scott (one or both cuckolded), and a visit to the Republican National Convention by MacDill's unpaid "social liaison" to sell South Korea clean coal.
We have a Tampa socialite, a twin sister, an ugly divorce and a "date" with Charlie Crist.
The Huffington Post article