Spencer Green: David Petraeus, Anthony Weiner, Eliot Spitzer, John Edwards to Team Up, Fight Crime
Huffington Post - over 4 years
In an unusual development, former CIA Director David Petraeus will be teaming up with former New York State Attorney General Eliot Spitzer, former U.S. Representative Anthony Weiner, and former Senator John Edwards to secretly fight crime as a group called The Insatiables. "Beware, evildoers -- you have a new enemy," said Insatiables spokesperson Randy Kulok. "If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and you don't mind the shame of having to deal with them, maybe you can hire The Insatiables."
The Insatiables plan to use their unique backgrounds and personal experiences to combat a variety of deviant and criminal acts, while traveling around the country in a custom-made van marked "Not The Insatiables" to throw off anyone thinking that they actually might be The Insatiables. When asked whether or not this van, along with making a public announcement about The Insatiables' very existence, blows the group's chances of maintaining any secrecy, Kulok said, "The group ad
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