Evan Ross Katz: The Homosexual Guide To Football
Huffington Post Sports - over 4 years
That chill that's begun to fall over the Northeast can only mean one thing: Football season has arrived. It arrived a few weeks ago, yes, but so did Fashion Week, and I'm not trying to conceal my priorities here, OK? But truth be told, I love me some football. Yes, you heard me. I drink beer (wheat ale), wear my team's jersey on game day (tucked in), and even leave my phone in the other room (ringer on, of course). If it's game day, you're dead to me for a few hours as I embrace the most hypermasculine behavior that my body is able to muster. And sure, it's just a bunch of grown-ass men wearing spandex and running around trying to catch a flying pigskin, but I bet what you do is just as bullshit, unless you're, say, a doctor, a lawyer, or a former Malcolm in the Middle cast member. I'm talking at you, Jane Kaczmarek.
In my formative years, I was plagued with the gayest affliction: a passion for show tunes. My poor father and brothers had to endure my love for dreami
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