MOMS TALK: Why A Mom Would Kick Butt As Naomi Campbell’s Assistant
Acton Patch - over 4 years
If you happened to drive through my West Acton neighborhood on Monday night, you might have noticed a small red-faced child flying out a window, which, honestly, was his own fault.
If you get out of bed 43 times in three hours—and proceed to perform some Damien-inspired combination of door-slamming, throwing yourself on the floor, grabbing your parents’ cheeks with your angry little fists, waking up your brother, peeing on the rug, making insane demands like I SAID I NEED THE BOOK WITH LIGHTNING MCQUEEN ON THE COVER, NOT MATER, MATER IS NOT MY FRIEND ANY MORE, WHY ISN’T HE MY FRRRRRRRRRRIEND and then burst into hysterical sobbing—well, then, you can pretty much expect to be tossed out the window.
In fact, I’d argue that you were begging to be thrown out the window.
But, okay: I didn’t throw him out the window. I may or may not have thought about it. But I didn’t do it. You know why? Because I’m a professional. And you know what professionals do in these situations?
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