Turns Out Your Milkshake Is Better Than Kelis’ Because She Never Made One
Huffington Post - 9 months
The very bedrock of our great nation was built on a single truth: milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. Oh, were you thinking it was something about liberty or justice? Try again.
But in a Trojan Horse-like twist, the author of the age old adage, R&B singer Kelis, who used the sweet promise of male attention and chocolatey goodness to reach No. 3 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart, sits on a BED OF LIES.
In a recent interview with The Guardian about her new cookbook, which inexplicably does not include a milkshake recipe, Kelis admitted to never actually making a milkshake during her 36 years on planet earth.
"I don’t think I’ve ever made a milkshake," Kelis, who graduated from Le Cordon Bleu culinary school, told The Guardian. "I made a smoothie the other day that was really good – protein powder, spinach, orange, and crushed ice with a little bit of honey and coconut water. I’ll make you a Kelis smoothie next time you come over."
My protein pow
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