Five Immigrants And A Baby Arrested In NC Churchyard, Deported To Middle-East
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Raleigh, NC: Goodyear Satire Co.--
Five Middle-easterners and a newborn were arrested today after they were discovered sleeping in a Raleigh churchyard with their livestock. Agents from Homeland Security are processing the immigrants for deportation.
The foreigners were camped on the lawn outside the First Commercial Church of Raleigh. Police identified them as:
Mary,23, a known prostitute,
Jesus, her infant son,
Joseph Cristo, 35, Mary's husband,
Melchior King, 41, who lists his occupation as "Royal,"
Caspar King, 36, a commodities trader,
Balthazar King, 44, unemployed.
An Anchor Baby
The foreigners will be sent back to Bethlehem pursuant to the Trump administration's new "Treating Foreigners With Dignity and Respect Act."
"We're glad to be rid of them," said church CEO Todd Q. Whitman. "We have nothing to learn from foreigners and they don't contribute anything to American society. Plus, we have an investment club meeting in the all-purpose ro
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