One Day at a Time
The Portland Mercury - over 4 years
This week: a battle of the CRAY-CRAY-CRAYZIES!!!
by Ann Romano
MONDAY, JULY 23 Do you consider your family to be incontrovertibly fucked up? Of course you do... but you have no idea. You have no idea of the depths of fucked-uppiness a family can sink to until you read what the Jackson family has been up to this week. As you may know, when Michael Jackson died, he cut his brothers and sisters out of his will (yes, even Tito and La Toya!!), giving mother Katherine Jackson custody of his kids, Prince, Paris, and Blanket, and making two non-family members executors of the estate. SO! Early last week Grandma Katherine up and disappears... and Paris twattered that she was worried, adding, "I haven't spoken with her in a week I want her home now." Turns out the other Jackson kids (Rebbie, Janet, Jermaine, Randy, and Tito) had whisked granny off to Arizona, where—reportedly, mind you—they enacted a "diabolical plot" to "brainwash" her into uns
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