Nico Lang: If They're Voting For Mitt Romney, Don't Have Sex With Them
Huffington Post - over 5 years
Folks, we've all been on one of those dates where you find out that you're sleeping with the enemy. They like Grease, and you've always been a Grease 2 kind of person -- which sounds improbable until you give in to its so-bad-it's-goodness and Maxwell Caulfield's infectious smile. They're a Britney, and you're more of a Christina. They are Team Aniston, and you just can't help but like Angelina Jolie, even though you think that if she looked directly at you, you might turn to stone. Sometimes opposites attracting can be sexy, and you're turned on by the fact that they love dubstep (which you don't think is music), that they go rollerblading unironically and that they are one of those people who still think that Crash deserved to win Best Picture. (Unheard of, I know.) You might argue about the gay cowboys for a while, but in the end, you don't know how to quit them.
However, this is election season, and things are different if their "little quirk" is a Romney-Ryan bumper ...
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